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Eddie is not much for malls, especially in October, when the green, purple and orange Halloween decorations clash with the red and green Christmas cheer. He thinks it’s creepy to see eight tiny witches pull Santa’s sleigh across the center court skylight. Still, he has to go if wants to find a Halloween costume that won’t make him look foolish. Somehow, Stinky looks like the best looking man on the planet, even on Halloween, while Eddie looks like the moths got into his Chewbacca costume over the summer.

This website is the companion to Stinky Stories, your number one source for happy endings . Thousands of stories have been downloaded on six continents, and four-star reviews keep coming in. Every Stinky Story and all eight volumes of collected stories have made the Amazon bestseller list for satire, and the series offers memorable guest stars, Technicolor dreams, family dramas and happy endings. Yes, we need happy endings, and you’ve come to the right place.

Stinky Carter didn’t ask to be the best looking man on the planet. He accepted that burden and deals with an ever expanding cast of high-maintenance clients, offbeat neighbors and demanding relatives. The “Stories” page has a brief synopsis of every story and a quick peek is enough to tell you that even though Stinky doesn’t look for trouble, it finds him. The page for each volume lists the published stories in the volume with links to their Amazon pages. International readers, please note that the iAuthor link will take you directly to the Amazon store for your country.

Each of the stories is a self-contained comic adventure. They aren’t chapters in a serialized novel or shards of a sprawling epic. The stories don’t have to be read in any particular order, but a peek at this website will help you when you’re confused or want to place the story in its chronological context. Everyone who has ever known Stinky has been confused, so come back often. Click on the calendar below for free download information and a peek at the lovely covers.

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