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Month: April 2014

Buy a dog, Stinky!

While there was a kerfuffle at the Bluemer household when Chris, Lynne and the dogs all wanted to read about Stinky at the same time, the important take away lesson is that even when the dogs read a book on your Kindle, it doesn’t get dog eared.

Two poodles read Stinky on their Kindle

Buy a dog, Stinky!

Stinky and the Allegorical Breasts

Stinky and the Allegorical Breasts cover art by Waylon Bacon, design by vikncharlie

Stinky and the Allegorical Breasts


Cover art for “Stinky and the Allegorical Breasts”

Original art:  Waylon Bacon

Design:  vikncharlie

Aren’t you curious why this became an instant Amazon Bestseller in three categories?  Now available on Amazon Kindle or a free Kindle app.

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Stinky scratching his head by Waylon Bacon.

What’s on Stinky’s mind?


Stinky has a lot on his mind these days.  “Stinky and the Allegorical Breasts” is  live.  He was rather “Stinkier” in the days of that adventure and he’s a little embarrassed at the way he acted, but hopes his readers will bear with him and see how nicely he matured as they get to know him better.  (Author’s note:  Hah!)

“Stinky and the Cold Toilet Confession” will follow in a week or so.

In the present day, Stinky and Eddie have been invited to join an elite club of legendary pals, the Buddies Always Near and Never Apart Society (B.A.N.A.N.A.S.).  They are shocked to learn that about a year after Frodo and Sam tossed the ring into the alleged “Crack of Doom” it came back to Frodo postage due.  After all that trouble, it was the wrong Crack of Doom.  Tolkien didn’t have the heart to mention this knowing how heavily the burden weighs on Frodo.  Sam gives our boys the updated Crack of Doom info and sends them  on their most disgusting adventure:  rid the world of this evil piece of jewelry.  No wonder they prefer cufflinks.