Leave it to Stinky to be selected to represent an order of couture nuns, the Sisters of Disparity, when they need zoning approval to build a splashy Renzo Piano designed convent and spa.  A few years later, Stinky’s father fears that his wife is planning to take the veil to avail herself of the employee discount.  He enlists Stinky’s help and, we can pretty much guess that won’t turn out well.  Stinky does excel when he shows his nephew how to load sand into his swim trunks so he looks like he’s pooping when he stands up, so give him some credit as a role model.

Antique image of spools of thread and a thimble.

A lot of hemming, no hawing at the convent.